The finest blend of the world's best maine coons. Batches vary in color, flavor, and sweetness. Always served neat.
Female Spirits
Malibu Rum
Silvers are my favorite, and this queen does not disappoint! She probably takes the cake for most dramatic cuddler. She insists on curling up by your neck, and if she isn't sure YOU know she loves you, she will keep scooting closer and closer until she feels you breathing on her. There's no petting another cat while she's on you because she will nudge them all out of the way or make sure she's in front so you can't get to them. A complete attention w-h-@-r-e for sure.. All of her pints have taken after her and there is a long list of patrons always trying to get a pint from her because they are THAT emotionally special.
Syrah
This exotic black smoke tortie just joined us, and we are excited at how healthy her lines are with strong hips and heart ...so we look forward to seeing her age and hopefully be a part of our program in 2025.
Barista (polydactyl)
Not a drinker? Well, this female spirit may be for you. This Barista can make it all. We knew the second Mai Tai gave birth to her; she was a keeper. She's a social butterfly and one minute you'll find her wrestling with the boys, ...and then the next racing to be the first to greet you at the door. She loves to play fetch and can't get enough love from anyone who will give it to her. She also is one of our many talkers. She always responds to her name, and has to meow back but her meow is very long depending on if she knows you're not listening or not.
Mad Dog 20/20
This blue pint comes from our most feral line. Her grandfather is Dos Equis and her father is Cuba Libre. You can clearly see grandfather's genes coming through from very early on... Her mom is White Russian and she passed on her PERFECT profile and chin. We cannot wait to serve up cocktails with this pint. She is the CALMEST female we've raised, and we keep checking to see if we have her sex wrong ...but she's all girl!!
Guinness
One of our fiercest RBF females... her mean face is only there for show because she is a people pleaser. Ready for bed? Well she's racing you there to warm it up or have to get up early? Trust me, she's kneading and purring in your face minutes before wake up time every single morning. Never steals the food off your plate like the rest of the house ...instead she stands up on her hind legs and does the begging motion to politely ask first. Cannot stand being alone, and when a human is not available, she is always wrapped around another cat.
White Russian
Not normally a fan of this color cocktail, but had to add to the tap because she gives a buzz that lasts for days when take a look at her box muzzle, very high ear set, and amazing chin. She comes from a line that has a history of ALWAYS consistently producing strong RBF pints. I'm thinking blue tortie with white will become a favorite at the bar.
Brandy
This female spirit won me over the second she was born. I can't tell you the number of times she gets told she looks like a lynx. She's a girl who likes to have fun. Rather be at the bar chugging one down or getting dirty catching mice. You won't see this one trying to sip wine and watch cat soaps all day. Now she is a momma's girl and if she's on the couch for a movie... she will hang as well. We look forward to watching her mature and one day getting to know the top shelf males here.
Bailey's Irish Cream
Guinness and Captain Morgan made this strong shot! Like a good wine, she just keeps getting better with age. She has a faint meow that she uses whenever someone it not in the room, and loves to always be by the head bartender's side. Her bestie in the house is Chardonnay, but she is a lot more laid back in personality. We think she will give us premium pints and cannot wait!!
RumChata (Retired)
Mother of Guinness and Cuba Libre, this beauty came all the way from Ukraine. Her breeder did not want to part with her because this line has brought her GORGEOUS strong smokes, but due to the increase in violence, she entrusted her to me, and I hope to make her proud with this wonderful line. She has proven to be the best mother we've ever had. She tries to nurse, bathe, and cuddle up to all of the new pints at Mitcha Coontails because she's realized this is what she was born to do... My husband says we're twins. From the second I met my husband, I wanted a minivan because I was born wanting kids. He says that should have been the first clue to run though...
Mai Tai (polydactyl) - Retired
We can't get over this big pawed female. Though retired, she leaves little bits of her behind in both Barista and Zma. We call her our red fox. She looks like one running around the house with her xl tail. She's a girl who can't get enough treats and is always sucking up to you and talking to anyone in the kitchen. She is also the one to greet our guests and is more like the Walmart greeter of our bar.
Chardonnay (Retired)
This blue torbie with a SUPER chin is the definition of TROUBLE. Thankfully she makes up for it with her extreme desire to be held. What's special about her is she does not suck up to "her person..." she sucks up to everyone. She cannot sit alone, and she will leap from across the room to ride on your shoulder. She just likes the company of others...
Zima (Polydactyl) Retired
This gorgeous poly is Mai Tai's daughter… we are excited to see how she develops. She was the clear standout from the very beginning. She loves to play, and I got a feeling she'll be stealing my keys for a joyride before she even turns 1. She is a loud talker every time you say her name. She replies to her name being called with a huge open mouth meow. The cutest thing I've ever seen.
New Tap's Name Coming Soon
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