Welcome to Mitcha Coontails - where we raise Maine Coons worth toasting to.

We raise premium, RGF (Resting Grinch Faced) -infused maine coons with a heavy pour of love, an eye for detail, and yeah… probably a splash of whiskey. We’re not your average cattery — we’re the dive bar that has a five-star wine list.

Our pints (what we call our kittens) receive a comprehensive DNA test for 40+ genetic diseases including HCM, PKD, PKDef, and SMA. Sounds impressive, right? Sure… until you realize that’s just the bare minimum. Saying you do DNA testing on all our cats is like bragging you finished high school …or it's like going to a bar that offers every beer in the world, and you fall for a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Natty Light beer. Who would do that?

If you want the best... if you want next level... always expect your maine coon breeder to do echocardiograms and hip x-rays on all their breeding adults BY A BOARD-CERTIFIED SPECIALIST. It's not just the outer looks we like to brag about but our inner health too.

We are TICA and CFA registered, and our bar (cattery) is based in Houston, Texas (Cypress). Our pints are raised by four Jr. Bartenders (our kids) that pay attention to them way more than their chores or the sound of their mom’s voice. Our neighbors think we own snow leopards and panthers, so we like to think we’re doing something right.

The head bartender is a perfectionist (thanks to her Korean background) and is always striving to raise the bar. It’s in her blood. So, if you’re looking for a maine coon that leaves you needing a 12 step program… grab a barstool and have a drink because you’ve just found your next obsession.